Plaque in Iraq!

Well now listen here, the name plate has reported in and given us now declassified pictures from its top secret mission into the depths of Iraq. It seems the plate has been very busy meeting on road patrol with our men in uniform. On a serious note, let's take a moment recognize our nation's birthday which is just a few days away and the sacrifice the men and women in our armed services give us everyday so we can enjoy the safety and liberties we sometimes take for granted back here in the United States of America. This weekend thank a veteran.

The Iraqis were very friendly to the Marcus Povinelli name plate. Pictured here we see the name plate coming up to a local Seven Eleven, run by a white guy from Iowa who talks funny and none of the neighbors can understand but they all agree he charges way too much for blank cassette tapes. Really, they're so expensive you might as well as skip the time it takes to dubb and just buy that recently released Michael Jackson Thriller album.


Apparently the temperature is so high in the summer months in the Cradle of Civilization that the plaque took some time to chill out below a tree planted by Saddam Hussein as a young boy. His dream was to become a landscape architect but those ambitions where squashed by his father who demanded little Saddam learn to herd sheep and someday become a mad dictator.

Back out on patrol in the streets of a nameless Iraqi city.



The plaque's complained about the swamp-ass hot heat melting its adhesive so it ended up spending the remainder of its deployment in the Command HQ, keeping watch over its post with a fancy looking American made sub-machine gun. This is one piece of office equipment you don't want to bring out into a field and beat.

We are unsure when the next time will be that the plaque reports back in for a blog update. When it gets back from its mecca to the holy land we will be sure to up date you.